TV and Movie Trivia Tribute
Quote Quiz Number Three
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1. Movie: "Go down a rope in the middle of the night? If I could do that, I'd be the star of my AARP meetings."
Going in Style
Last Action Hero
Harry and Tonto
Absolute Power

2. TV: "It's this building... it makes people nuts! It must be something in the water, something to do with the pool. Come to think of it, I was normal when I moved in!"
The Honeymoooners
Melrose Place

3. Movie: "You have everything it takes to make a lovely woman except the one essential: an understanding heart. And without that you might just as well be made of bronze."
A Place in the Sun
The Philadelphia Story
The Portrait of a Lady

4. Movie: "I play the guitar whenever I cannot sleep, and I meditate every morning, complete with chanting and burning incense, so if you have to walk around I'd appreciate a little tiptoeing."
The Goodbye Girl
Hawaii Calls
Johnny Guitar

5. TV: "Oh, Stuart, one day you're going to make some woman very, very unhappy."
The Thorn Birds
Nice Work
The Catlins
Spin City

6. Movie: "Hey, are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery first? Who pesters the magician to tell you his tricks? Who sneaks downstairs to peak at his Christmas presents? Noooooooo. Of course you're not."
It's a Wonderful Life
The Whole Truth
The Last Starfighter

7. Movie: "We'll make a great team, old man. You for the words, me for the pictures. I can be your eyes."
The Year of Living Dangerously
Mad Max
Lethal Weapon 3
The Patriot

8. Movie: "They used to call me Crazy Joe. Well now they can call me Batman!"
Lightning Jack
Joe Versus the Volcano
The Joe Louis Story
Lean on Me

9. TV: "My problem is that from the moment Little Miss Highlights showed up, you haven't said one word to me!"
Party of Five
Dawson's Creek
Baa Baa Black Sheep

10. Movie: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."
Key Largo
The Maltese Falcon
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
The Magnificent Seven

11. Movie: "I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch."
Killer Fish
Piranha II: The Spawning
Bear Country

12. TV: "You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
Babylon 5
Star Trek: Voyager
Murphy Brown

13. Movie: "Don't be ridiculous! Jack would never die without telling me."
Romancing the Stone
The Jewel of the Nile
Being John Malkovich
Citizen Kane

14. Movie: "A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish."
Cops and Robbersons
Foul Play
The Groove Tube

15. TV: "I'm not going to give up. I can't give up. Not as long as the truth is out there."
Kate Loves a Mystery
Exploring the Unknown
The X Files

16. Movie: "The most beautiful thing in the world is a match well made."
Shakespeare in Love
Great Expectations
Jefferson in Paris

17. Movie: "What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
Cool Hand Luke
Smokey and the Bandit
The Iron Sheriff
Police Academy

18. Movie: "I have to teach myself not to read too much into everything. It comes from too long having to read so much into hardly anything at all."
Pavilion of Women
Born on the Fourth of July
New York Nights
The English Patient

19. TV: "Feed me, or feed me to something. I just want to be part of the food chain."
Married... With Children
That '70s Show
Barney Miller

20. Movie: "I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?"
Last Action Hero
Vegas Vacation
Hamburger Hamlet
Vacation (1983)

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